Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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