: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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