and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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