Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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