his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Hippo gnu deer
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
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