thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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