I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
this just has baby written all over it
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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