I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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