we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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