So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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