so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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