whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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