I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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