Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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