At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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