the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
