For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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