Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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