Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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