But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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