In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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