why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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