I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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