covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I had to cum in my sink.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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