who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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