It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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