Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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