I wannas sexs uuuuu
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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