Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
