When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
then he tried to convert me to islam
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Randomize
