So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
porn star boner night. come get it.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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