butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Congratulations! We have a period
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