We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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