I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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