better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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