So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We're too hungover to prance.
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