How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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