Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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