I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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