But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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