If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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