in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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