the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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