Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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