He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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