It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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