five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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