We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
