he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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