Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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