I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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