i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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