i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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