just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Randomize
