Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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