Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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