big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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